In addition to my list of
culturally appropriate comma-separated values, I publicly submit the following:
i. All tweets are
not my own thoughts. I am influenced and manipulated by
everything around me. I digest,
regurgitate, commodify and plagiarize everything I find. I share with you
expressly what the voices instruct me to share. I am also the voice of
corporate interests. I’m not sure if I even have thoughts.
ii. RT equals
endorsement. Specifically, if I retweet you it means I completely approve of
and endorse not only that tweet, but everything you have ever said and done as
well as everything you will do going forward, and not limited to that particular twitter handle. You have my complete trust and
faith in all things at all times. I love you.